I love this house and the upcoming inspection it will face, by the inimitable house inspections Melbourne company, more than I love my child. I have only known my child for about three months now, and he’s not really much of anything. I don’t like the way he cries all the time, and he can’t even walk or talk. I hope that I’ll like him better in time, and hopefully as much as this house that we are about to buy. I hope that there is nothing wrong with it, but if, the Gods forbid, there is something wrong with it, the experts will find it before we end up buying the house. I don’t want hassle, and I don’t want to buy a house that might be infested with termites, or might have rot, or mould, or all sorts of things like that. I don’t want any of it, nor anything at all to do with it. I don’t want to have you over to dinner in a place that I am ashamed to live in, and that doesn’t even meet the building code. I don’t want that to happen, and to stop that from happening, I have called up the best (as I may have mentioned previously) home inspection Melbourne company on the planet. They will be able to help us out, and they will be able to keep my renegade husband in check. I don’t know how good of a job they will do, because even I can’t do that good of a job, of keeping him in line. I love him to bits, but sometimes I just want to run away, off to a tropical island, but then the houses there would probably need inspecting as well, and so I’d be where I always was; with the pre purchase house inspections Melbourne team.