I am giving away jump starters for the holidays

I have never really been much of a holiday person and I’ve never really been much of a Grinch either, so I’ve been somewhere in the middle. I used to love it when I was a kid, but as I got older, my father kept on telling me how much Christmas was terrible and that it wasn’t really a good time at all. I started to believe it and now I don’t really care about it at all. I didn’t think that I could get this cynical, but I hope that the jump starter will be able to turn me around. I hope that I will be able to get back to the kid that I once was, and show my kids that there is nothing to be scared of and that the Christmas Dad is out to play this time around. I want to give my kids the best gift that I can think of and I can’t really think of anything better than the independence that is gained from not having to talk to people about the jumping that they might not want to be giving you in the first place. Now my kids will be able to get their own jump starter pack and I will be the happiest dad in the world when Christmas time comes around. The twins are getting one each, as well as Will, who is getting one too. My kid know me too well to think that I would not get them a portable car battery for Christmas this year, since they are all driving this year. Thank you Gods, because now I will never be able to get to sleep at night. I will still not really be able to sleep, but it will be at least a tiny bit better thanks to the independence that they gained.